Greetings.

What I do:
By day, I'm a Windows App developer for a large software company.
By night, I'm a Windows App developer for a large software company.

Most of the rest of my time is consumed by family; either being annoying or needy - or both.

And when I get any time at all to myself; I end up doing freelance software and web development

What I like:
I enjoy programming, and I believe that everyday is a learning curve. Always something new to get out of each day.

I also like to eat. Lot. Lots and lots. But hey, what else can you do whilst sitting down at a computer all day?

Fun facts:
I'm fun.

More fun facts:
When Jon Skeet's answers get downvoted (which is never), the downvote is automatically reversed by a multitude of 10; the original downvoter is then banished from the face of the Earth.

Conclusion:
Life is sweet. Life is short. Don't waste it.
Be happy and enjoy the little things; they won't be round for too long.

Just remember - the Earth is billions of years old, and you're just about going to make it to 90 (if you're lucky).