The Shortest Mustache Theorem

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Please upvote my proposal here!

Our universe wasn't created but it shrinks & expands periodically forever. Gods were certainly created by cave men who assumed that the universe needs to be created. Why do Gods (if exist) have no a hashing-like mechanism to verify the integrity of their written messages? Because their Gods were defined without anticipating there will be skeptical, innocent yet intelligent modern men.

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The first person to port MathJaX to Blazor WASM will be hailed as the messiah.

I hate fucking nested moron unreadable Dart syntax!

I'm a true good-looking & sexy idiot but I'm very poor. My friends describe me as a highly driven individual with a wide range of skills, capable of doing anything. I describe myself as curious, intuitive, sincere and above all, honest.

As an adult, I was called a lazy idiot. On any examinations I always got 0 out of 100. My parents had no idea that I have a learning disability until I found SO.com and SE.com that have changed my life.

Now I love math, physics, and programming. I learnt Basic, Pascal, C/C++, Javascript, C#, Mathematica, Java, and Python. C# is the best. I also love eating, sleeping, cleaning, laughing and bothering other people.

My mother always says "you should learn not only from smart people but also from stupid ones thereby you know how the stupid ones think". She also told me I could become whatever I wanted in life even when I told her I wanted to be Casper.

I often compare PSTricks to a Swiss Army knife: age-old, trusted, incredibly versatile, yet potentially mind boggling and full of pointy things that could really hurt me. However after digging deeply into it and knowing the knife safety rules, then I don't look for another pocketknife.

I'm a sort of person who can't be bothered to read documentation even after wrong things have happened. This is my learning style.

Based on the 3rd law of Newton, my attitude is a reaction of your action. If you don't like my attitude, blame yourself!

I can tell you more but then I have to kill you!

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  • If you can clearly see a \path, you can be sure it’s someone else’s, not yours.
  • The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
  • It is easier to optimize correct code than to correct optimized code.
  • Unlike learning martial arts, no computers will be injured as you learn to program.