Titles:

Egregious Professor of Cruel and Unusual Programming, formerly Chair for the Public Misunderstanding of Content and Questions, once Professor of Virtual Anthropology (actual), recently Assistant Librarian, and widely known (and avoided as) Lecturer of Approximate Accuracy.

And here I was thinking I was losing my mind but a quick search on Google put it right there, in black and white:

StackOverflow is filled with contentious neckbeards obsessing over question format and strawman tangents when they could rather provide an environment for people to learn, develop, and discover. You have lost all credibility and forums all around the internet are filled with peoples' blistering contempt for this site and those who self-righteously announce themselves as "StackOverlords".

Trust me, the world completely hates you. And so do I.