• I like eating from the buffet of technology.
• Every time somebody calls a packet a package, I die a little inside

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If you are looking for something to vote on, I'm looking for votes (ideally upvotes, natch) on my answers with zero score on Stack Overflow. Downvotes, as well as upvotes, are appreciated to help me decide what to keep, and what to kill.

A funny generalization on how this site works:

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-- Modified from tripleee's profile