If you really insist on constricting reality with words: Software Engineer, Future clinical social worker (psychotherapist?), Zen Monk (sort of), Backpacker (both kinds), and Generally Good-Hearted Guy.

My goal is to hit 200 Rep before I quit software and go back to school (for a clinical Master of Social Work). Only a couple months left!!

Update 7/2019: Woah, I got a random upvote and hit 205 rep two weeks before my last day of work. And now I'm at 305 with this association bonus? Huh! I guess that association bonus will help in the future, on the social work stack? :D